the most cliche pick-up lines ever.
- God called and said he was missing an angel, i said i didn't know where you were.
- My love for you is like the universe .... never ending!!!
- Someone call the cops because someone stole all the stars and hid them in your eyes.
- H: Do you have a map?
S: No, why?
H: Cause i just lost myself in your eyes.
- Can i have your number cause i lost mine.
- H: Are you tired?
S: why?
H: Cause you've been running around in my dreams all night.
- If i could rearrange the alphabets i would put U and I together.
- Do you hear that?
Hear what?
The sound of the ambulance coming to take me away, cause the sight of you stopped my heart.
- Can i have some sugar in my coffee?
no you don't need them cause you're sweet enough already.
- *this sounds like lucas lameness*
H: do you have a raisin?
G: no.
H: then can i have a date?
The not so cliches but still...
- H: They call me 'milk' cause i do the body good
S: Sorry, I'm lactose intolerant.
- Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both, you go to yours and i'll go to mine.
- The house is all mine, and I'm all yours.
I did not just randomly type up pick up lines. or maybe i did.
i just saw the cheesiest guy on earth. here's his line
'your words are already carved on my heart'
EWWWWWW.
so i decided to type up cheesy pick up lines to remember this cheesy person.
adranne highness.
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